It's complicated.
Not a boyfriend. Not nothing. Definitely a problem.
- Saved with no last name
- Knows your friends
- Won't post you
Situationship
Read at 11:47 PM. Replied at noon. The Situationship is a 200g stuffed bar in a milk chocolate shell, packed with crunchy honeycomb and a melting white chocolate swirl that never quite decides what it wants to be. Sweet, salty, won't define it. Delicious anyway.
200g · Milk · Stuffed · Hand-Tempered
Pre-order open — ships May 2026. Your card is authorised, not charged, until we dispatch. Made by hand, in small batches, by people who don't ghost.
Read at 11:47 PM. Replied at noon. The Situationship is a 200g stuffed bar in a milk chocolate shell, packed with crunchy honeycomb and a melting white chocolate swirl that never quite decides what it wants to be. Sweet, salty, won't define it. Delicious anyway.
200g · Milk · Stuffed · Hand-Tempered
Pre-order open — ships May 2026. Your card is authorised, not charged, until we dispatch. Made by hand, in small batches, by people who don't ghost.