N°05 · Talking Stage N°04 · The Provider N°03 · Love Bombing N°02 · Situationship N°01 · Main Character Energy
N° 02 · THE GREY AREA

It's complicated.

Not a boyfriend. Not nothing. Definitely a problem.

  • Saved with no last name
  • Knows your friends
  • Won't post you
Sugar Daddy Chocolate Co.
N° 02
Situationship.
Miso Caramel Brownie · Milk
N°02 · Read At 11:47PM

Situationship.

£18.00 200g · 42% Milk Live Drop
Stock remaining 55%
Flavour Profile
Miso CaramelBrownie CrumbleSea SaltMilk Chocolate

Sweet salty complicated. You keep ordering it and you can't explain why. We're not putting a label on it.

  • Complicated but make it delicious
  • You keep coming back. We get it.
  • Doesn't define things. Still texts.
Origin
Ecuador
Cocoa %
42% Milk
Bar Weight
200g
Batch
SD/03/B · APR '26
The Story · Why This Exists

Read at 11:47 PM. Replied at noon. The Situationship is a 200g stuffed bar in a milk chocolate shell, packed with crunchy honeycomb and a melting white chocolate swirl that never quite decides what it wants to be. Sweet, salty, won't define it. Delicious anyway.

 

200g · Milk · Stuffed · Hand-Tempered

 

Pre-order open — ships May 2026. Your card is authorised, not charged, until we dispatch. Made by hand, in small batches, by people who don't ghost.

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