It's on me.
Older. Patient. Pays for everything — including the consequences.
- Reads the room
- Picks the wine
- Knows your coffee order
Provider
The Provider
Pays the bill. Texts back. Brings croissants. The Provider is a 200g stuffed bar in a thick 70% dark shell, packed with brown-butter shortbread, whole toasted almonds, and a slow river of salted honey caramel. Dependable. Expensive-tasting. Three minutes early.
200g · 70% Dark · Stuffed · Hand-Tempered
Pre-order open — ships May 2026. Your card is authorised, not charged, until we dispatch. Made by hand, in small batches, by people who don't ghost.
Pays the bill. Texts back. Brings croissants. The Provider is a 200g stuffed bar in a thick 70% dark shell, packed with brown-butter shortbread, whole toasted almonds, and a slow river of salted honey caramel. Dependable. Expensive-tasting. Three minutes early.
200g · 70% Dark · Stuffed · Hand-Tempered
Pre-order open — ships May 2026. Your card is authorised, not charged, until we dispatch. Made by hand, in small batches, by people who don't ghost.